I Hate Yoga by McQuillan Paul;
Author:McQuillan, Paul;
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Morgan James Publishing
Published: 2015-08-15T00:00:00+00:00
Chapter 15
SEX AND THE PRETTY
âSex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.â
âGeorge Burns
Thereâs a largely unadvertised advantage to having a regular yoga practice.
The sex.
Maybe itâs the increased blood flow to the pelvis, the stimulation of the reproductive system or the toning of the sexual core (pelvis and perineum).
I donât know about you, but Iâm already craving a cigarette.
Of course it could also be the newly gained confidence that a steady yoga practice can offer, or just the fact that youâre getting sweaty, hot and bendy with nimble bodies on numerous occasions, providing fantasy-incentive that can be channeled accordingly.
Iâm not sure. (Ahem). Okay, Iâm kinda sure.
In the words of one woman to her husband (a client) after he engaged in regular yoga for a few months: âWhatever youâre doing, keep doing it.â
Letâs face it: Yogaâs pretty sexy. Students may not be there to hook up, but some of them certainly do.
And, as a bit of a disclaimer, letâs get even more real here with my own confession:
Iâve had sex with people I met or taught at yoga; a few of them even developed into long-term relationships. The sex was always consensual, legal andâmore to the point Iâd like to emphasizeâreally damn good!
Yoga people are pretty. Inside and out. I repeat: Inside and out.
The notion that two adults who either work together or share a mature, (adult) student and teacher relationship should not engage in horizontal activity is more antiquated than the idea of creating authentic love through an arranged marriage.
Two adults who decide to get it on are simply two people making a choiceâwise or otherwise. Whether the ending plays out as a sweet tune or a shrill squeal is their business. End of story.
Now, letâs get back to the sexy stuff.
Whether you are single, married, in an open relationship or a closed one, the sex you and your partner(s) have can be duly enhanced by yoga.
It leaves me curious as to why more men donât practice yoga. Yoga is the natural Viagraâthe obvious bonus being that when the sex is over, you donât have to hammer nails with the damn thing in order to exhaust it into submission; another plus being that the long-term effects wonât have you growing another one in twenty years.
Yes, I got all recreational (aka stupid) and tried Viagra once in my 30s. Just the memory of the experience makes my little guy retreat like a frightened turtle. Weâve been at odds about that incident ever since
But that was before yoga.
Guys, letâs talk man to mini-man here for a moment. Ladies, please jump forward a couple of paragraphs.
Guys. Weâve all had situations in which we, well, underperformed or, sadly, had to cancel the show all together. These âoccurrencesâ can be humbling and embarrassing, even though itâs a known fact that the woman (or man) beside us is usually much more âokayâ about it than we are.
We can easily fill up with enough remorse afterward to rival the shame felt by Adam Sandler at the debut of each one of his movies (with the total exception of Happy Gilmore).
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